Playboy Bunny

I own every Playboy magizine from the past year. My roomate is actually who they are mailed to, but truth be told I think I read/look at them more often than he does (I know... he probably gets more "use" out of them... but I was trying not to go there). Anyway, I have been thinking and I have come to a conclusion. I want to be a Playboy bunny. If nothing else, it would just be awesome to think "Hey, I was hot enough to be in Playboy!" For those of you who don't know me... I am not a hugely sexual person. I just think that I have a slight chance (read: I am probably too short and need breast implants) to be in the magizine. I also heard that they pay really well for the pictures. If that isn't a draw for a poor college student, I don't know what is. Of course there are considerations to be made... one being.. what would my parents think? Honestly, I think my mom wouldn't care all that much. She might be a little shocked at first, but she always used to tell me "if you've got it, flaunt it". Obviously there are certain times when flaunting is inappropriate, but I think Playboy could be an exception. I think my Father would have a heart attack. Other considerations...cheerleading. There is no way in hell they would permit me to stay on the squad is I had naked pictures published in a magizine. So of course, I would have to decide what is more important. I like cheering, but it is PLAYBOY. Then of course there is the stigma attached to the idea. I am sure there will be people I know who think less of me because of my escapade. But, If it makes me happy why should I care what other people think? If I want to be a fucking playmate, why not go for it?